Sunday, April 17, 2005

ANSWER TO 'CAN YOU'

OK, HOW MANY OF YOU GOT THE CORRECT ANSWER?
YOU ARE VERY OBSERVING,
IF YOU DID. HERE'S THE ANSWER.:
Many injured animals
are invited to live at the 'Toronto Range'.
Stop in kangaroo corner
and marvel at the lovely
creatures within.Dig over the potato patch
to find small furry caterpillars,
but don't yell! Owls can be found
swooping for edible rodents,
earwigs or perhaps bluebottles
in the undergrowth.
The brown bear, Rob, lacks grace
and may look like an ogre, enter at your own risk!
Peacocks can be found
showing their colorful wares,
which look fantastic when viewed
with our ultraviolet torch.
HAVE FUN GETTING YOUR
FRIENDS TO FIGURE IT OUT.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

CAN YOU?

CAN YOU FIND
THE ELEVEN HIDDEN COLORS
IN THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH?

Many injured animals
are invited to live at the 'Toronto Range'.
Stop in kangaroo corner
and marvel at the lovely creatures within.
Dig over the potato patch
to find small furry caterpillars,
but don't yell! Owls can be found
swooping for edible rodents,
earwigs or perhaps bluebottles
in the undergrowth.
The brown bear, Rob, lacks grace
and may look like an ogre, enter at your own risk!
Peacocks can be found showing their colorful wares,
which look fantastic
when viewed with our ultraviolet torch.

CHECK BACK IN THREE DAYS
AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWER.

CLUTTER


DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU STARTED
GOING THROUGH BOXES THAT YOU HAD STORED?
WHAT AN EYE OPENER THAT CAN BE!
WE RECENTLY MOVED TO A NEW HOUSE.
WHEN WE LEFT OUR OLD HOUSE
WE BOXED UP EVERYTHING FOR THE EVENTUAL MOVE.
WE TRIED TO BE VERY ORGANIZED.
WE PUT BEDROOM THINGS WITH BEDROOM THINGS,
KITCHEN THINGS WITH KITCHEN THINGS,
BATHROOM THINGS WITH BATHROOM THINGS, ETC.
WE EVEN NUMBERED OUR BOXES WITH '1', '2', AND '3'.
WE WOULD UNPACK THE BOXES MARKED '1' FIRST,
THEN THOSE MARKED '2'
AND FINALLY THE '3S'.
WE WERE SO WISE.
WHEN WE GOT TO OUR NEW HOME
IT WAS GOING TO BE A 'BREEZE' TO UNPACK
AND GET EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE.
BOY, WERE WE MISTAKEN!
AS WE STARTED TO UNPACK
WE BEGAN TO RUN INTO ALL KINDS OF THINGS
THAT WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN RID OF LONG AGO.
SOME OF THEM HAD BEEN IN BOXES
FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS.
NOW WE HAD ALL THIS EXTRA WORK
THAT WAS GOING TO BE SO TIME CONSUMING.
IT SEEMS THAT THERE WERE MANY THINGS
THAT HAD KIND OF SETTLED IN
FOR A 'LONG WINTER'S NAP'
AS PART OF OUR VALUED BELONGINGS.
WOW! WHAT A BUNCH OF JUNK!
WHAT AT ONE TIME,
WE THOUGHT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO US,
WAS JUST HELPING
TO TOTALLY CLUTTER OUR HOME AND GARAGE.
THESE WERE NOT THINGS
THAT WE WOULD EVER BE USING AGAIN,
BUT YOU GROW SO ATTACHED TO 'THINGS'
THAT ITS JUST DIFFICULT TO LET THEM GO.
THE SAD PART IS THAT MOST OF THEM WERE JUST
JUNK, JUNK, JUNK.
THEY WERE SO CLUTTERING
THAT THEY WERE NOW A HINDRANCE TO US,
RATHER THAN A HELP.
WELL, WE GOT SOME GOOD HELP,
AND LITTLE BY LITTLE
WE'VE BEEN GETTING RID OF THEM
AND MAKING OUR HOUSE AND GARAGE
LOOK LIKE WHAT THEY WERE MEANT TO LOOK LIKE.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW WE,SO OFTEN,
ALLOW IN OUR LIVES,
ALL THE THINGS THAT CLUTTER GOD'S HOME,
OUR HEART.
WE'VE BECOME SO ATTACHED TO THEM,
BY LIVING WITH THEM FOR SO LONG,
THAT IT BECOMES VERY DIFFICULT
TO GET RID OF THEM.
OFTEN THERE ISN'T EVEN ANYTHING
INHERENTLY WRONG WITH THEM,
THEY ARE JUST UNNECESSARY
FOR OUR DAILY LIVING
AND OUR WALK WITH CHRIST.
THEY DO HAVE A WAY
OF TAKING THE PLACE IN OUR HEARTS
THAT SHOULD BE THE PLACE
FOR ALL THE 'GOOD' THINGS
THAT GOD WANTS TO GIVE US
AND MAKE A PART OF OUR LIVES.
PERHAPS WE NEED TO, ONCE AGAIN,
GO THROUGH THE 'JUNKY STUFF'
AND GET SOME HELP TO GET RID OF IT.
I KNOW A GREAT HELPER.
IN THE BIBLE,
THE HOLY SPIRIT OF GOD IS CALLED,
(CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?)
'THE HELPER'.
IF YOU HAVE 'JUNK' CLUTTERING YOUR LIFE,
GO TO THE LORD.
HE KNOWS HOW TO GET RID OF IT.
WON'T YOU JOIN ME IN ASKING HIM?

DEAR LORD,
THROUGH THE WEEKS AND MONTHS
AND YES, EVEN YEARS THAT HAVE PASSED,
I HAVE ALLOWED MY LIFE
TO BECOME CLUTTERED
WITH MANY UNNECESSARY THINGS
THAT HAVE KEPT YOU
FROM PUTTING IN MY LIFE,
THOSE THINGS THAT ARE
THE ABSOLUTE BEST FOR ME.
I PRAY THAT YOUR HOLY SPIRIT
WILL, INDEED, BE MY 'HELPER'
AND DO AWAY WITH ALL THE JUNK
THAT I DON'T NEED
AND THAT I HAVE ALLOWED
TO ACCUMULATE IN MY LIFE.
CLEAN ME UP, LORD.
MAY MY HEART, YOUR HOME,
BE CLEAN AND ORGANIZED,
AND A PLACE OF BEAUTY,
WITH GRACE, MERCY, KINDNESS,
PATIENCE, LOVE,
THOUGHTFULNESS AND COMPASSION.
MAY THOSE THINGS BE
THE BEAUTIFUL 'FURNITURE' AND 'ACCESSORIES'
THAT YOU, O LORD, HAVE PLACED THERE.
MAY MY LIFE BE FULL OF LIGHT
AND ATTRACTIVE TO THOSE WHO ARE WANDERING
AND IN NEED OF A PLACE OF REST.
THANK YOU LORD, FOR YOUR WORK IN ME.

Sunday, April 10, 2005


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Sunday, April 03, 2005

JEOPARDY


IN CASE YOU ARE EVER ON JEOPARDY,
YOU SHOULD KNOW THESE THINGS.

A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF THREE SECONDS.

A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR THREE YEARS.

ALL 50 STATES ARE LISTED ACROSS THE TOP
OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL
ON THE BACK OF THE $5 BILL.

BABIES ARE BORN WITHOUT KNEECAPS.
THEY DON'T APPEAR UNTIL
THE CHILD REACHES 2 TO 6 YEARS OF AGE.

BUTTERFLIES TASTE WITH THEIR FEET.

CATS HAVE OVER 100 VOCAL SOUNDS.
DOGS HAVE ONLY ABOUT TEN.

IF THE POPULATION OF CHINA WALKED PAST YOU,
IN SINGLE FILE,
THE LINE WOULD NEVER END
BECAUSE OF THE RATE OF REPRODUCTION.

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.

MAINE IS THE ONLY U.S. STATE
WHOSE NAME IS JUST ONE SYLLABLE.

NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR PURPLE.

ON A CANADIAN TWO DOLLAR BILL,
THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING
IS AN AMERICAN FLAG.

PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE.

THE BIBLE DOES NOT SAY THERE WERE THREE WISEMEN,
IT ONLY SAYS THERE WERE THREE GIFTS.

THE CRUISE LINER QE2
MOVES ONLY 6 INCHES
FOR EVERY GALLON OF DIESEL THAT IT BURNS.

THE WINTER OF 1932 WAS SO COLD
THAT NIAGARA FALLS FROZE COMPLETELY SOLID.

THE WORDS 'RACECAR', 'KAYAK' AND 'LEVEL'
ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT TO RIGHT
OR RIGHT TO LEFT.

THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR.

THERE'S NO BETTY RUBBLE
IN THE FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE VITAMINS.

TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR.

WINSTON CHURCHILL
WAS BORN IN A LADIES' ROOM DURING A DANCE.

WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN.

YOU STOMACH HAS TO PRODUCE
A NEW LAYER OF MUCUS
EVERY TWO WEEKS;
OTHERWISE IT WOULD DIGEST ITSELF.

NOW, ARE YOU READY FOR JEOPARDY?